http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33587754/ns/technology_and_science-science/

Female bats lean forward to perform oral sex on male bats while the male bat is penetrating her from behind.  First of all, that's awesome.  Second of all, there's a link to the LiveScience site where researchers prepared a video.  The real story:  LiveScience is a fairly respectable source of science news that often gets sourced by other news outlets, but they added a soundtrack like some low-grade porno!  Really?  Hilarious.

Play the clip and make a joke like "is that really what bats listen to when they get it on?"  Or "researchers captured the beautiful serenade of bats in love."  Or some lame reference to a bat fraternity house or college makeout session, like you see in amateur porn.  It sounds almost like a mix version of the Knight Rider Theme for god's sake.