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hfishjr81
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hfishjr81

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The Smoking Gun broke the news that Vince Shlomi, aka ShamWow guy, smacked around a working girl, and was arrested in Miami's South Beach.

Shlomi, 44. also hawks the Slap Chop food chopper.



Read more: "'ShamWow' pitch man beats on a pugnacious hooker" - http://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscreen/news/article_1467363.php/ShamWow_pitch_man_beats_on_a_pugnacious_hooker#ixzz0B1BqRZOM

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

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03-28-2009 12:10 AM  

     
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jforgizmo
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a guy with a voice like his probably is incapable of biting his own tongue, so what does he expect *tongue in cheek* 

it'll be impossible to avoid the picture him running to the front desk for protection when he's beaten the crap out of a girl! shamewow

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03-29-2009 02:11 AM  

     
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho!
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eric_croyle
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vinny

By now you've probably already heard that Vince Shlomi, a.k.a. the Shamwow! guy was arrested for smackin' a hooker. If you haven't heard, here is the skinny, Vinny boy was out drinking in Miami last month when he met up with Sasha Harris who, as my cousin puts it, "be a ho". After getting good and tanked Vinny asks Sasha if she wants to "Say 'wow' every time she uses it"? and they go back to his room where he pays her $1,000 for sex. Allegedly the skank bit his tongue and wouldn't let go so he cracked her in the face a couple of times until she let go.

After the arrest he was subsequently let out of his duties to sell the ShamWow and the Slap Chop, not to mention the fact that he was quietly removed from the upcoming show with Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan that is set to debut next Monday. Virtually unemployed Vince was given an oppertunity which, being the marketing icon he is, decided to jump on it.

Ladies and gentleman, Vince Shlomi has just signed a deal with Swishahouse to record an all out, "balls to the walls" hip hop album to be produced by none other than Paul Wall! People, I wish this were a sick joke, but it isn't. I mean it makes me sick and it will sound like a joke, but I guess if Randy Savage can put out a rap album, Vinny Shlo can too. You followin me camera guy?

I use my ShamWow to shine my grill!

 

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04-01-2009 11:39 AM  

     
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jforgizmo
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omg, for a minute I thought you meant he'd been scheduled to appear somewhere with Andrew Sullivan
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04-01-2009 11:53 AM  

     
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eric_croyle
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You know, some how my brilliant, hell, GENIOUS April Fool's Day bit about the shamwow dude becoming a rapper got blended into this thread. I'm very upset and will now pout.
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04-01-2009 11:36 PM  

     
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hfishjr81
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Sorry buddy, I'm cool with switching your name 2 the top and moving mine down if the mod can do that. 
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04-02-2009 09:36 AM  

     
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prostate injury
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Well fish, you posted the idea on the 28th and eric posted it on the 1st, so when whoever merged the posts, yours came out the winner.
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04-02-2009 01:29 PM  

     
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grubbycup
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Announcing the NEW and IMPROVED SHAMPOW!

 

Are you way too annoying to attract a regular woman? SHAMPOW!

Have to pay for sex? SHAMPOW! 

She has your tongue? SHAMPOW!

 

SHAMPOWs are made in the red light district, you know those people know how to make a sham. 

 

Look how the SHAMPOW soaks up body fuilds from the carpet!

 

First just gently put the SHAMPOW over the evidence, and half of it is gone already!

Then just pound on it for a few minutes, and the color starts coming up!

 

SHAMPOW!

 

Note: Keep some Shamwows handy for cleaning yourself up after she beats you down afterwards.

 

Disclaimer: SHAMPOW may end your career, to the applause of millions.

 

 

 

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04-02-2009 02:30 PM  

     
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Lindsay Lohan by azrainman.

 

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

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04-02-2009 10:25 PM  

     
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