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If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho!
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Re: lol
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jforgizmo
Associate Producer
Posts: 5682
Registered: 10-03-2008

Message 2 of 9

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a guy with a voice like his probably is incapable of biting his own tongue, so what does he expect *tongue in cheek* it'll be impossible to avoid the picture him running to the front desk for protection when he's beaten the crap out of a girl! shamewow
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03-29-2009 02:11 AM
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If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho!
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eric_croyle
Production Assistant
Posts: 53
Registered: 03-14-2009

Message 3 of 9

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By now you've probably already heard that Vince Shlomi, a.k.a. the Shamwow! guy was arrested for smackin' a hooker. If you haven't heard, here is the skinny, Vinny boy was out drinking in Miami last month when he met up with Sasha Harris who, as my cousin puts it, "be a ho". After getting good and tanked Vinny asks Sasha if she wants to "Say 'wow' every time she uses it"? and they go back to his room where he pays her $1,000 for sex. Allegedly the skank bit his tongue and wouldn't let go so he cracked her in the face a couple of times until she let go.
After the arrest he was subsequently let out of his duties to sell the ShamWow and the Slap Chop, not to mention the fact that he was quietly removed from the upcoming show with Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan that is set to debut next Monday. Virtually unemployed Vince was given an oppertunity which, being the marketing icon he is, decided to jump on it.
Ladies and gentleman, Vince Shlomi has just signed a deal with Swishahouse to record an all out, "balls to the walls" hip hop album to be produced by none other than Paul Wall! People, I wish this were a sick joke, but it isn't. I mean it makes me sick and it will sound like a joke, but I guess if Randy Savage can put out a rap album, Vinny Shlo can too. You followin me camera guy?

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04-01-2009 11:39 AM
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Re: If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho!
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grubbycup
Coordinator
Posts: 720
Registered: 03-04-2009

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Announcing the NEW and IMPROVED SHAMPOW! Are you way too annoying to attract a regular woman? SHAMPOW! Have to pay for sex? SHAMPOW! She has your tongue? SHAMPOW! SHAMPOWs are made in the red light district, you know those people know how to make a sham. Look how the SHAMPOW soaks up body fuilds from the carpet! First just gently put the SHAMPOW over the evidence, and half of it is gone already! Then just pound on it for a few minutes, and the color starts coming up! SHAMPOW! Note: Keep some Shamwows handy for cleaning yourself up after she beats you down afterwards. Disclaimer: SHAMPOW may end your career, to the applause of millions.
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04-02-2009 02:30 PM
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Re: If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho!
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Sophia
Coordinator
Posts: 947
Registered: 02-04-2009

Message 9 of 9

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Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
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04-02-2009 10:25 PM
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